Day 7: “My Mustache Brings All the Boys to the Yard” at TuneIn to TuneUp

After some very generous donations over the weekend, we’re pleased to report that the donation total for this first week of growing is at $818. Big ups to our latest donors: Cindi, Moses, Kimberly, Tim and Afam.

Meet today’s Mustache of the Day:

Name: M. Francis Stramaglia I

Typical facial hair routine? lather, rinse, repeat.

Last time you grew a mustache and why? 1939 I grew the famous Mustache of Glory to help end the Civil War.

Follicle type/texture? type: 2A/2B, derived from a co-occurrence homogeneity and dominant edge contrast.
texture: very sleek and shiny because there is a medium curl pattern which allows the light to reflect off of the hair giving it a shiny finish.

Best thing about growing a mustache? Provides a secondary habitat for phthirus pubis that promotes a sense of accomplishment and well-being, can reduce the effects of chronic mental illness, give you more energy, increase your self-esteem and confidence, and help you minimize symptoms of schizophrenia or your chances for relapse.

Iconic Mustache of Choice? the William Powell.

If your mustache was a musical instrument, what would it be? A Commodore 64 running Instant Music(TM) routed through a DOD Grunge FX69.

Favorite hair growing music? That a cappella Kool Moe Dee album (can’t remember the title) where he covered Boris performing Penderecki’s Polymorphia, which is clinically proven to stimulate hair growth using the breakthrough Sonic Capsules Force that accelerates the metabolism of 5-alpha reductase (DHT) inhibition properties by enhancing the action of the hair follicle in the war against hairless lips and is clinically proven to pregrow hair in women.

What’s your mustache’s favorite fighting move? Mustache to the face with your mustache, mustache to the head (standard or right hook) then front snap mustache to either the groin or mid section.

Any upper-lip tips?