Day 8: “Ain’t Nothin’ But a ‘Stache Thing, Baby”

In First Place and Feelin’ Good! A big thank you to: Johanna, Ronald, Will, Gayle, Henry, Harlene, Diana, Kara, Thai-Ann and Seiku!. With your contributions, we were able to knock the competition out of first and second place, bringing our 8 day total to $1,251.

Meet today’s Mustache of the Day:

Name: Jason Gruhl

Typical facial hair routine? Shave on the 3rd Tuesday of every month.

Last time you grew a mustache and why? September 23rd, 1994. I was trying to get to first base.

Follicle type/texture? Blue Velvet.

Best thing about growing a mustache? It hides my botched beauty mark tattoo I got a few years back.

Iconic Mustache of Choice? The M. Francis Stramaglia I

If your mustache was a musical instrument, what would it be? Trumpet

Favorite hair growing music? Warrant

What’s your mustache’s favorite fighting move? Throwing left over bits of hot dog mustard in your eye.

Any upper-lip tips? Run as fast as you can if anyone ever says the words “Dirty Sanchez”.

Write a mustache haiku:

Please sir, you must ash?
My name is moustache jackass
Please forgive me sir.

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