The heat is on! TuneUp Media is currently in second place, beating out Donors Choose in the Mustaches for Kids by Employer leader board. Gracias to our latest donors: Vanessa, Chris, Marisa, Janine, Jessica, Jason, Andrew, Alexander, Sepi, Mitra, Daniel, Amanda, Christine and Saul.
Name: Judge “Judy” Halloran
Typical facial hair routine? Wahl Chrome Deluxe Pro Clipper, 2 guard, first the dome then the ‘stache
Last time you grew a mustache and why? This is my first rodeo, thanks for me calling me out, Gabe.
Follicle type/texture? Barbarossa stringtrimmer #2
Best thing about growing a mustache? When asked why she didn’t like my mustache, Delaney (daughter, 3) replied, “because you look like the bad guy.”
Iconic Mustache of Choice? Pancho (of Pancho and the Cisco Kid)
If your mustache was a musical instrument, what would it be? Nose harp
Favorite hair growing music? Handlebars, by Flobots
What’s your mustache’s favorite fighting move? Stink face. This move sees a wrestler rubbing their buttocks in the face of an opponent lying in the corner of the ring, done to humiliate the opponent – most commonly used by Rikishi and Torrie Wilson. Made worse if opponent sports ‘stache.
Any upper-lip tips? Tongue the fringe repeatedly in meetings – proven colleague distraction technique.
Write a mustache haiku:
Beauty lies within
And escapes from nose to lip
Sam won’t look at me
Don’t be a bad guy, give to a good cause.
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